professionalvillageidiot:

gnatwitharider:

professionalvillageidiot:

what if like they had a type of liquid eyeliner that you could apply like normal but when it comes to taking it off you could peel it off like a sticker insted of wiping it all over your face

you are the future

thank

dracodoesthings:

His one true love

dracodoesthings:

His one true love

thecompanionsdoctor:

thecompanionsdoctor:

Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif

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and I wanted to send it to him tonight so I went to Google “black man turning off lamp” but Google autofill changed it to “black man turning into jet” and I got this

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Long story short it’s 1am and I’ve been laughing at this for approximately 20 years

Which one of you assholes brought this back

janehoffmansoprano:

mariodelmonaco:

classycassiisings:

oeil-noir:

*screams*

*weeps*

*sobs uncontrollably*

This duet is so gorgeous. The beautiful melody on the words “Vous etes mon prince charmant” makes me tear up every time. 

burdenedwithgloriousassbutt:

#that one time tom hiddleston said old sport

“that one time”

let’s be real with ourselves

(Source: asgardies)

fuckyeahcharacterdevelopment:

cardofrage:

that-sounds-like-a-porno-wade:

I don’t know if anyone has ever done this before but, here ya go… The Different Types of Fanfiction! 

I probably left a few out, but these are the most common, compared to their base fiction’s canon plot. Enjoy! XD

The crack fic is enough for a reblog.

My favorite part is when authors write these themselves, and then you have a big, shiny, convoluted map that’s all canon.

(Source: goodboydummy)

(Source: sincerelyjoanna)

John Green: nice eyes
John Green: a dash of wit
John Green: perfect sense of humour
John Green: a pinch of angsty outlook on the world
John Green: beautiful face
John Green: tons of courage
John Green: some acceptable flaws
John Green: leave to simmer
John Green: I have created the perfect character!
John Green: now die!